Our Father, who art in Saint Louis, Baseball be thy game.
Thy will be done, the NL won, on the field, as well as in the bullpen.
Give us this day our bat and our glove, and forgive us our errors,
As we forgive those who home-run against us.
Lead us not into defeat, but into victory over the Rangers.
In the name of the fans, Albert Pujols, and the Cardinals.